Are you a JeJeMoN?

At dahil sila ang usong pag-tripan ngayon...

...here are the uber hilarious definitions of Jejemon from urbandictionary.com...


Jejemon

1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!

2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.
On AIM or YM:

miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!

You: Huh?

miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!

You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard!

miszMaldiTahh111: T_T

P.S

To all my Jejemon friends...it's okay. We're still friends. =p

GMA is Gay

This is the latest post of Professional Heckler and is undeniably the gayest of all his heckling. Hahaha! See the original post here.

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I shall return.

PRESIDENT ARROYO has formally declared her intention to seek a Congressional seat in her home province of Pampanga in next year’s polls. This parody of a Gloria Gaynor hit was inspired by Mrs. Gloria Arroyo’s latest declaration.

Note: Before you start singing, please click this link for musical backup.

GMA:

“First, I am not afraid

I’m not petrified

Kept thinking I could always live

with immunity by my side

Though I spent so many nights

thinking I did nothing wrong

I am strong

I learned how to carry on

So I’ll go back

to my old place

’Though I walked out to find you all

with that mad look upon your face

I should replace my stupid son

I’d soon be their congresswoman

If I had known it’s quick and easy

I should’ve just run for VP

THE PEOPLE:

Go on now go, walk out the door

just disappear now

’cause you’re not welcome anymore

weren’t you the one who tried not to bid your post goodbye

you think you’d Con Ass

you think we’d let you even try

GMA:

Oh no, not I

I will survive

oh as long as i know how to bribe

I know I will stay alive

I’ve got all my life to live

I’ve got all my cash to give

and I’ll survive

I will survive

It took all the strength I had

not to fall apart

kept trying hard to fight

the media, the Left, and all bishops

and I spent oh so many nights

rehearsing how to perfect lies

I will not cry

I will hold my head up high

And you’ll see me

in Congress soon

I will not be that stuck-up person

who refused to hold press cons

I now hope for charter change

In twenty-ten, yeah, hopefully

I’ll be saving all my power

for what else? Prime Ministry!

THE PEOPLE:

Go on now go, walk out the door

just disappear now

’cause you’re not welcome anymore

weren’t you the one who freed one Bolante and Garci

you think they’re friendly

you redefined impunity

GMA:

Oh no, not I

I will survive

oh as long as i know how to bribe

I know I will stay alive

I’ve got all my life to live

I’ve got all my cash to give

and I’ll survive

I will survive hey hey

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Again, this is not my work. This is Professional Heckler's wit.