Bye PGMA

"History will be kind to her." - Governor Joey Salceda

Balls

Dear Noynoy,

No, I won't tell you to quit smoking. I don't care if you smoke because that is your choice. And I don't care if you die of lung cancer because that is a consequence of your choice. But what I'm gonna ask you is health-related, not exactly related to your health per se, though.

Please keep DOH Secretary Esperanza Cabral.

We all know that you don't like PGMA. And that's an understatement because it's not just you don't like her - you hate her, you despise here. You even refuse to take oath to the newly appointed Chief Justice (which by the way, I think, is not a good idea but that's another story). But then again don't let your hate consume you. Sure, you probably wanna get rid any trace of GMA in the government once you sit down (well, not really true cos LP welcomed Lakas quitters) but that's not possible, and more importantly, it's not practical. It's not practical in terms of money (you need to spend for new appointment), time (new appointees would have to adjust and learn before getting the hang of their new job), and skills (admit it; GMA got some finest people in her administration).

Secretary Cabral is probably one of the finest in the current administration. She studied in good schools and practiced her craft in the finest health institutions. However, if her skills and experiences both as medical practitioner and as public servant are not enough for you to consider keeping her, then maybe you might wanna reflect on this:

She got balls.


When the Church condemned her for trying to prevent AIDS and control population growth, she had the balls stand against that hypocritical institution. And in this country, someone who can go against the church is really something. I don't know about other current cabinet members, but have to keep her.

You're into this political will thing, right? Well, meet one of the epitomes of political will:

Esperanza Cabral.

I (now) like my VP black

I still think he was the best VP candidate.

But now that it is a toss between Mar and Binay...

I like my VP black.

GMA is Gay

This is the latest post of Professional Heckler and is undeniably the gayest of all his heckling. Hahaha! See the original post here.

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I shall return.

PRESIDENT ARROYO has formally declared her intention to seek a Congressional seat in her home province of Pampanga in next year’s polls. This parody of a Gloria Gaynor hit was inspired by Mrs. Gloria Arroyo’s latest declaration.

Note: Before you start singing, please click this link for musical backup.

GMA:

“First, I am not afraid

I’m not petrified

Kept thinking I could always live

with immunity by my side

Though I spent so many nights

thinking I did nothing wrong

I am strong

I learned how to carry on

So I’ll go back

to my old place

’Though I walked out to find you all

with that mad look upon your face

I should replace my stupid son

I’d soon be their congresswoman

If I had known it’s quick and easy

I should’ve just run for VP

THE PEOPLE:

Go on now go, walk out the door

just disappear now

’cause you’re not welcome anymore

weren’t you the one who tried not to bid your post goodbye

you think you’d Con Ass

you think we’d let you even try

GMA:

Oh no, not I

I will survive

oh as long as i know how to bribe

I know I will stay alive

I’ve got all my life to live

I’ve got all my cash to give

and I’ll survive

I will survive

It took all the strength I had

not to fall apart

kept trying hard to fight

the media, the Left, and all bishops

and I spent oh so many nights

rehearsing how to perfect lies

I will not cry

I will hold my head up high

And you’ll see me

in Congress soon

I will not be that stuck-up person

who refused to hold press cons

I now hope for charter change

In twenty-ten, yeah, hopefully

I’ll be saving all my power

for what else? Prime Ministry!

THE PEOPLE:

Go on now go, walk out the door

just disappear now

’cause you’re not welcome anymore

weren’t you the one who freed one Bolante and Garci

you think they’re friendly

you redefined impunity

GMA:

Oh no, not I

I will survive

oh as long as i know how to bribe

I know I will stay alive

I’ve got all my life to live

I’ve got all my cash to give

and I’ll survive

I will survive hey hey

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Again, this is not my work. This is Professional Heckler's wit.

Justice for the Victims of Maguindanao Massacre

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UPLB Babaylan, Ang Ladlad and COMELEC

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