Gleeful

Yay for the second season of Glee!

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I miss Emma Pillsburry already. And Sue Sylvester.

Is it just me

or the more you look at Rob, the more you realize that he's oooooozing with sex appeal?

And he's not showing his abs yet. Who needs abs anyway when you have this?

And then there goes boyfie telling me to stop looking at Rob's pictures. Lol.


P.S.
I don't effin care if you hate Twilight. It's Rob I'm looking at.

GMA is Gay

This is the latest post of Professional Heckler and is undeniably the gayest of all his heckling. Hahaha! See the original post here.

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I shall return.

PRESIDENT ARROYO has formally declared her intention to seek a Congressional seat in her home province of Pampanga in next year’s polls. This parody of a Gloria Gaynor hit was inspired by Mrs. Gloria Arroyo’s latest declaration.

Note: Before you start singing, please click this link for musical backup.

GMA:

“First, I am not afraid

I’m not petrified

Kept thinking I could always live

with immunity by my side

Though I spent so many nights

thinking I did nothing wrong

I am strong

I learned how to carry on

So I’ll go back

to my old place

’Though I walked out to find you all

with that mad look upon your face

I should replace my stupid son

I’d soon be their congresswoman

If I had known it’s quick and easy

I should’ve just run for VP

THE PEOPLE:

Go on now go, walk out the door

just disappear now

’cause you’re not welcome anymore

weren’t you the one who tried not to bid your post goodbye

you think you’d Con Ass

you think we’d let you even try

GMA:

Oh no, not I

I will survive

oh as long as i know how to bribe

I know I will stay alive

I’ve got all my life to live

I’ve got all my cash to give

and I’ll survive

I will survive

It took all the strength I had

not to fall apart

kept trying hard to fight

the media, the Left, and all bishops

and I spent oh so many nights

rehearsing how to perfect lies

I will not cry

I will hold my head up high

And you’ll see me

in Congress soon

I will not be that stuck-up person

who refused to hold press cons

I now hope for charter change

In twenty-ten, yeah, hopefully

I’ll be saving all my power

for what else? Prime Ministry!

THE PEOPLE:

Go on now go, walk out the door

just disappear now

’cause you’re not welcome anymore

weren’t you the one who freed one Bolante and Garci

you think they’re friendly

you redefined impunity

GMA:

Oh no, not I

I will survive

oh as long as i know how to bribe

I know I will stay alive

I’ve got all my life to live

I’ve got all my cash to give

and I’ll survive

I will survive hey hey

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Again, this is not my work. This is Professional Heckler's wit.